…even on Mondays

A nun goes to her head nun: „I was raped. What shall I do?”
The head nun answers: „Drink this most bitter tea with no sugar”
„Shall that bring my purity and honor back?”

„No, but it shall take that happy look off your face!”

*************************************

George W. Bush has a heart attack and dies. Obviously he goes to hell, where
the Devil is waiting for him.
” ‘I’m not sure what to do” says the Devil. „You’re on my list, but I have no
room for you. As you definitely have to stay here, I’m going to have to let
someone else go. I’ve got three folks here who weren’t quite as bad as you.
I’ll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I’ll even let you
decide who leaves.”
George W. thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The Devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of
hot water. He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over. Such was his
fate in hell.

„No!” said George W. „I don’t think so, I’m not a good swimmer and I don’t
think I could stay in hot water all day.”

The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer
and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time.

„No! I’ve got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if
all I had to do was break rocks all day.” commented George W.

The Devil opened the third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying on the
floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a
spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does
best.

George W. Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while, and finally said ,
„Yeah, I can handle this.”

The Devil smiled and said, :”OK, Monica, you’re free to go”!!!!

 

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